My Man Jeeves

Summary:

My Man Jeeves by P. G. Wodehouse, is a collection of short stories; first published in the United Kingdom in May 1919 by George Newnes.

Famous Quotes:

“What a queer thing Life is! So unlike anything else, don’t you know, if you see what I mean.”

“He was a man who acted from the best motives. There is one born every minute.”

“Birds, except when broiled and in the society of a cold bottle, bored him stiff.”

“I’m a bit short on brain myself; the old bean would appear to have been constructed more for ornament than for use, don’t you know…”

“But then, at meals, my attention is pretty well riveted on the foodstuffs.”

“She spoke as if she belonged to an anti-sausage society or a league for the suppression of eggs.”

“I had one of those ideas I do sometimes get, though admittedly a chump of the premier class.”

“It’s a mystery to me how kidnappers ever get caught.”

“She fitted into my biggest arm-chair as if it had been built round her by someone who knew they were wearing arm-chairs tight about the hips that season. She had”

“A man who forgets what day he was married, when he’s been married one year, will forget, at about the end of the fourth, that he’s married at all.”

“I’m a bit short on brain myself; the old bean would appear to have been constructed more for ornament than for use, don’t you know;”

“It was one of those jolly, peaceful mornings that make a chappie wish he’d got a soul or something,”

“it’s always just when a chappie is feeling particularly top-hole”